My Watch Movie: “Rifftrax The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1″

by G John wesley on Tuesday, February 28, 2012

My Watch Movie: “Rifftrax The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1″

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“Rifftrax The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1″

Posted: 28 Feb 2012 12:38 AM PST

Rifftrax The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1

Michael J. Nelson, Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy, the mopey vampire series has found a dedicated audience among Twilight haters. The trio's downloadable commentary tracks, RiffTrax, transform the series' teenage melodrama into comedy gold.

“Rifftrax Captain America The First Avenger”

Posted: 28 Feb 2012 12:37 AM PST

Rifftrax Captain America The First Avenger

Captain America: The First Avenger tells us the inspiring story of a skinny weakling who takes excessive quantities of a dangerous performance enhancing drug and becomes a national hero. Along the way he meets a girl, records propaganda films and defeats Sammy Sosa for the 1998 regular season Home Run title.

“Rifftrax Rise of the Planet of the Ape”

Posted: 28 Feb 2012 12:36 AM PST

Rifftrax Rise of the Planet of the Ape

Rise of the Planet of the Apes more than delivers on its expectations, giving audiences what they want: Apes (Yes!), Apes, (Yes!!) and more Apes (Yes!!!!) and James Franco (Wait, what?). Andy Serkis is also along for the ride, playing the role of "Guy who will probably get awarded an honorary Oscar in about thirty years and be really self righteous about it." Follow Mike, Kevin, Bill and Zippy's lead: don a fez, plop down on a unicycle and smoke your finest cigar – it's time for the Planet of the Apes to Rise!

“Bread Crumbs The Hansel and Gretel Massacre”

Posted: 28 Feb 2012 12:35 AM PST

Bread Crumbs The Hansel and Gretel Massacre

A shocking new twist on the familiar tale of Hansel and Gretel, Breadcrumbs finds a group of shady filmmakers falling prey to a murderous assailant while shooting an adult film at a remote cottage. Angie thought she had left her sordid past behind when a sleazy producer talked her into making one last movie. But as the cast and crew wind their way through a dense woods in search of their destination, they happen across Henry and Patti, two mysterious young siblings who seem to simply live amongst the trees. Later, after the group reaches the cabin and the cameras start to roll, they come under attack from a psychotic killer. Terrified after witnessing a cold blooded killing, lead actor Billy holds Patti hostage in hopes of warding off the unseen predator. But that only serves to enrage their murderous stalker and before long Henri, Patti, and Angie are the only ones left standing. Will Angie make it out of her final shoot alive, or was this always destined to be her bloody swan song?

“The 84th Annual Academy Awards”

Posted: 28 Feb 2012 12:34 AM PST

The 84th Annual Academy Awards

The lights go up in the Kodak theater and out comes Morgan Freeman. He opens with history: apparently movies have changed since they began, but we still really like them (paraphrase).The curtain opens and the video begins. Billy Crystal str

“In the Land of Blood and Honey”

Posted: 28 Feb 2012 12:32 AM PST

In the Land of Blood and Honey

Danijel, a Serb, first meets Ajla, a Bosnian, on the dance floor. Their flirtations are brought to an abrupt end by a bomb attack. Its 1992 and Yugoslavias civil war is raging. All of a sudden, Danijel is a soldier with orders to obey, and Ajla is no

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